Mysterious Fortune Cards
One of the most common topics that I am frequently asked about is the Mysterious Fortune Cards.
Questions come in regarding dealing with competition, barking assistance, and when to reset the market. The most common request is for new barking ideas or new barks. So here you go. By popular request, I am releasing my current list of barks that I use for selling this excellent Inscription money maker. Remember to check out the Announce It add-on as it will make your life a ton easier when barking your fortune cards.
If you aren't up to speed on these items, please review the Mysterious Fortune Cards Compilation. This was a previous post here at Cold's Gold Factory that leads to many posts around the blogosphere, as well as my own series on the Mysterious Fortune Cards.
My Current and Successful Barking Macros
- Try Some [Mysterious Fortune Card] In Game Gambling. More Fun Than A Sleepover At Neverland Ranch!
- [Mysterious Fortune Card]s Are More Fun Than Sex...............with BOTH HANDS!
- Are You Underage and Wish you could Gamble, but can't get into a Casino? Well now is your chance! Blizzard has created [Mysterious Fortune Card] for You!
- Is Lady Luck on Your Side? Will You Get Lucky Tonight? Flip a [Mysterious Fortune Card] on the AH. No One Will Know...
- Are You Sitting Half Naked In A Beanbag Chair Eating Cheetos? Well Buy Some [Mysterious Fortune Card]s off the AH Now. You Won't Get A Life, but You Could Win 5000 gold!
- Buy Your [Mysterious Fortune Card]s from the Originator, Not the Imitators. Try For The 1k or 5k Jackpots.
- Win the [Fortune Card] from one of Mine, and I'll Buy It for 5.5k! That's a 10% PRIME BONUS from my [Mysterious Fortune Card]s. On the AH Now
- I'm missing the 1k card! All I have is the 5k [Fortune Card] . Find the 1k card from MY [Mysterious Fortune Card]s and I'll buy it for 1.2k!
- INSTANT WINNER!!! SO MUCH FUN!!! FEEL THE RUSH!!![Mysterious Fortune Card] FLIPPIN INCREDIBLE FUN!!!
- New Messages, New Players, New Winners! Grab Some [Mysterious Fortune Card]s off the Auction House. Tons of Fun...5k Jackpot possible from just 1 ticket.
- [Mysterious Fortune Card]s on the AH. Flip Em For a Chance at a [Fortune Card] Jackpot! What Would You Buy?
- Don'tcha Let Da Raid Leada Be Catchin' You Missin' Raid from Gamblin'. Grab Summa Me [Mysterious Fortune Card]s Fo Da Road.
- Who's Gonna Win the 5k Jackpot? [Mysterious Fortune Card]s Fully Stocked on AH. Are You Feelin' Lucky, Punk? Your [Fortune Card] Awaits
- Are you HIGH? Are you ROLLIN'? Buy Some [Mysterious Fortune Card]s from the AH and You Could Be A HIGH ROLLER!!!
- Give In To The RUSH. Let [Mysterious Fortune Card]s be your BAD ROMANCE.
- Multipack [Mysterious Fortune Card]s Available in the AH Now. 10 and 20 packs for you HIGH ROLLERS.
There you have it. Those are the exact macros that I use in game to bark my Fortune Cards. Hope these help to spark not just your sales, but your creativity as well.
If you just can't get enough barks to read, then head over to The Tipped Copper and Xeroaxe's Barking Post. I got inspiration for a couple of my favorites from his site.
Feel Free To Add Your Favorites That Work For You To The Comment Section
Check out Cold's Mysterious Fortune Card Mastery Guide.